Phrases that annoy you at work.

[THE_Liam]

"Did you review the training package for this?" - You don't know f*ck all do you?
"I want you to ensure all your people buy into this" - Tell them to learn it or f*ck off down the Jobcentre!
"We've set this target as a stretch target just to see what's feasible, it's subject to change" I don't have the balls to tell you that this impossible target is what's expected because my boss says it's possible and shit rolls downhill...