Didn't need to hit him more than once. 
Yeah man, some woman shouted at me in asda the other day because her child nailed itself on my basket, i was just walking out of the aisle and he came tear-arsing round the corner - BAM! Was pretty funny, the complete lack of concern on my part probably didn't help matters tbf. Told her if she pulled her head out her arse she might be able to keep a better eye on the little lady garden, hopefully he'll ask her what lady garden means.
Yeah man, some woman shouted at me in asda the other day because her child nailed itself on my basket, i was just walking out of the aisle and he came tear-arsing round the corner - BAM! Was pretty funny, the complete lack of concern on my part probably didn't help matters tbf. Told her if she pulled her head out her arse she might be able to keep a better eye on the little lady garden, hopefully he'll ask her what lady garden means.