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I need to change my pants
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(21-05-2013, 10:41 AM)C.A.R. Wrote: Modern manufacturer's marketing will work like this-

"Look what we can do! Look at this amazing Sport Cup Racer!"

"You too can share the experience!"

"Ltd edition Cup model Leon complete with-
- Tin-foil on the pedals (of which there are invariably only 2 these days because humans are becoming more retarded)
- Different coloured stitching on the seats
- Corresponding floor mats!!
- Exhaust pipe now slightly more chrome
- Some alloy wheels that we have painted black
- A new boot badge!!
- A small logo on the speedometer to remind you of the race car you bought

Available now at a bargain of just £4,000 more than the basic Cupra model"

...probably.

Don't forget the aluminium (plastic) surround for the heater controls and cupholder!
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I need to change my pants - by Grant - 20-05-2013, 10:22 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by jammapic - 20-05-2013, 10:26 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Niall - 20-05-2013, 10:43 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Grant - 20-05-2013, 11:22 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by jammapic - 20-05-2013, 11:29 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by ADV_93 - 20-05-2013, 11:28 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Poodle - 20-05-2013, 11:53 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Niall - 20-05-2013, 11:53 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by TomLum - 20-05-2013, 12:53 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Curt - 20-05-2013, 12:58 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Poodle - 20-05-2013, 01:29 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Strikeforce - 20-05-2013, 01:38 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Niall - 20-05-2013, 01:39 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by ozonehostile - 20-05-2013, 03:18 PM
I need to change my pants - by Joe205 - 20-05-2013, 04:13 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Scott - 20-05-2013, 04:33 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Slam Wagon - 20-05-2013, 05:26 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Kezzieboy - 20-05-2013, 06:20 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Eeyore - 20-05-2013, 06:35 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Matt - 20-05-2013, 10:23 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Jonny81191 - 20-05-2013, 10:25 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by C.A.R. - 21-05-2013, 10:41 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by THE_Liam - 22-05-2013, 03:22 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Midnightclub - 21-05-2013, 11:27 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Poodle - 21-05-2013, 11:46 AM
RE: I need to change my pants - by cwspellowe - 22-05-2013, 04:28 PM
I need to change my pants - by THE_Liam - 22-05-2013, 04:38 PM
I need to change my pants - by Jukie88 - 22-05-2013, 04:39 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by THE_Liam - 22-05-2013, 04:41 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by darrenjlobb - 22-05-2013, 05:01 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Toms306 - 22-05-2013, 05:07 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by THE_Liam - 22-05-2013, 05:08 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Toms306 - 22-05-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: I need to change my pants - by Poodle - 22-05-2013, 05:18 PM

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