22-05-2013, 03:22 PM
(21-05-2013, 10:41 AM)C.A.R. Wrote: Modern manufacturer's marketing will work like this-
"Look what we can do! Look at this amazing Sport Cup Racer!"
"You too can share the experience!"
"Ltd edition Cup model Leon complete with-
- Tin-foil on the pedals (of which there are invariably only 2 these days because humans are becoming more retarded)
- Different coloured stitching on the seats
- Corresponding floor mats!!
- Exhaust pipe now slightly more chrome
- Some alloy wheels that we have painted black
- A new boot badge!!
- A small logo on the speedometer to remind you of the race car you bought
Available now at a bargain of just £4,000 more than the basic Cupra model"
...probably.
Don't forget the aluminium (plastic) surround for the heater controls and cupholder!