21-05-2013, 10:41 AM
Modern manufacturer's marketing will work like this-
"Look what we can do! Look at this amazing Sport Cup Racer!"
"You too can share the experience!"
"Ltd edition Cup model Leon complete with-
- Tin-foil on the pedals (of which there are invariably only 2 these days because humans are becoming more retarded)
- Different coloured stitching on the seats
- Corresponding floor mats!!
- Exhaust pipe now slightly more chrome
- Some alloy wheels that we have painted black
- A new boot badge!!
- A small logo on the speedometer to remind you of the race car you bought
Available now at a bargain of just £4,000 more than the basic Cupra model"
...probably.
"Look what we can do! Look at this amazing Sport Cup Racer!"
"You too can share the experience!"
"Ltd edition Cup model Leon complete with-
- Tin-foil on the pedals (of which there are invariably only 2 these days because humans are becoming more retarded)
- Different coloured stitching on the seats
- Corresponding floor mats!!
- Exhaust pipe now slightly more chrome
- Some alloy wheels that we have painted black
- A new boot badge!!
- A small logo on the speedometer to remind you of the race car you bought
Available now at a bargain of just £4,000 more than the basic Cupra model"
...probably.
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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