The girlfriend rant thread

[Dicky]

My ex had an annoying f*cking habit of tickling me, poking me, wanting a conversation with me when I would be in bed f*cked from work, usually 3am in the morning when I worked all day then worked on the doors in the night.. Got under my skin!

Also laying in bed for 2 hours in the morning 'cuddling' when I'm awake, I want to be out of bed.. shit showered shaved with a big mug of coffee and have some breakfast. Not laying in bed for hours watching Bargain Hunt 'cuddling'. If she was bouncing on my cock for 2 hours in the morning I wouldn't mind so much..