The girlfriend rant thread

[Andy]

My ex was a High maintenance, pissy, attention seeking, dirty, cheating, f*cking slag bag! You can ask Danny and Emma about this, but around her house when I was there and her parents wanted her to do something as simple as unload the dishwasher or do the washing up she would point blank refuse and cause a massive argument, meaning i had to f*cking do it! She would make childish noises if she didn't get her way.

I lost it so bad once I gave her a c*nt punt.

She was horrendous for things like that!
Glad I'm outta there!