Today - i realised that this is the first time in my life (since school) where the words "it's the weekend tomorrow" actually mean something other than having to work harder than i do for the rest of the week. f*cking get in!! Already getting mashed, safe in the knowledge that tomorrow morning i don't have to be up at 6am to open a shop or restaurant or even my own bloody front door if i don't want to AND i'm even getting the next day off as well, that's right, two days off in a row! 
Saturday - Um, it doesn't matter, it's the weekend!
Sunday - Will be getting up at.... O WAIT, IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND!!!!!
Saturday - Um, it doesn't matter, it's the weekend!
Sunday - Will be getting up at.... O WAIT, IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND!!!!!