17-01-2013, 09:28 AM
Well, my Nans in hospital after a hypoglyceamic coma, got an idea I won't be moving there with her lol. 
But as I've said I'll be very surprised if she gets through it now. Even if she does, she'll be moving into a tiny retirement flat as she cant manage in her current house.
There is still my other Nan, she has a spare bedroom, but although shes a very 'tidy' person, she's really not very 'clean' in a germ way. For example, she'll wash the dogs feet and arse and her dishes all in the kitchen sink! Different water obv, but still extremely disgusting! Then she said she ate a yoghurt that was 3 days out of date last week rather than bin it! And her oven broke a few weeks back with a chicken ready meal in it, it was obv not cooked, but she couldn't waste it so ate it anyway, and when I asked if it was cooked she said 'well, it was defrosted' She's extremely lucky that she has guts made of kevlar, she's always moaning that she cant go to the loo despite all the stuff she eats (including 10 sprouts a DAY!) and she was telling me last week, that in her 70 odd years, shes never once had the shits!! I wish I had her stomach tbh!! Then she's got the dog as well, I can't deal with dog germs where I live - dogs are nice......but only in other peoples houses lol! I do spend a lot of time at her house atm, too bloody much lol, crosswords and jigsaws get boring quickly haha, but when it comes to food there theres no chance of that happening. She also doesn't live any closer to town or have a second bathroom so really I wouldn't be any better off.
But as I've said I'll be very surprised if she gets through it now. Even if she does, she'll be moving into a tiny retirement flat as she cant manage in her current house. There is still my other Nan, she has a spare bedroom, but although shes a very 'tidy' person, she's really not very 'clean' in a germ way. For example, she'll wash the dogs feet and arse and her dishes all in the kitchen sink! Different water obv, but still extremely disgusting! Then she said she ate a yoghurt that was 3 days out of date last week rather than bin it! And her oven broke a few weeks back with a chicken ready meal in it, it was obv not cooked, but she couldn't waste it so ate it anyway, and when I asked if it was cooked she said 'well, it was defrosted'
She's extremely lucky that she has guts made of kevlar, she's always moaning that she cant go to the loo despite all the stuff she eats (including 10 sprouts a DAY!) and she was telling me last week, that in her 70 odd years, shes never once had the shits!! I wish I had her stomach tbh!! Then she's got the dog as well, I can't deal with dog germs where I live - dogs are nice......but only in other peoples houses lol! I do spend a lot of time at her house atm, too bloody much lol, crosswords and jigsaws get boring quickly haha, but when it comes to food there theres no chance of that happening. She also doesn't live any closer to town or have a second bathroom so really I wouldn't be any better off.