Best excuses to the police

[Scott]

Lol he really was lucky. I think it finally clicked when we explained to him that even if a police officer did pull you over in an unlit area (which from my understanding is against protocol), they certainly wouldn't get you to do a smell test as a breathaliser, and what's even worse is they won't leave in the middle of the countryside in the unlit area and tell you to walk home after taking your keys and driving off in your car :lol;