Best excuses to the police

[ozonehostile]

I wasn't doing anything wrong at all, i was under the speed limit, not revving. first time i got pulled was for headlight aimed a bit high and "you need to get a quieter exhaust" second pull was "your car stuck out like a sore thumb, i heard it over all the traffic"
had the full walk around and tires checked just to be told "you obviously look after your car but that is just too loud for use on the road and it annoys people, smokes a bit too"

never had any trouble driving it before, maybe it is because its been off the road for a while/unlucky. who knows