It's the end of the world....

[Matt]

As we discussed, I'm gonna disguise myself and gain their trust. Then kill them all with a scythe or machete. Then come and join in the party in your country hut

Make sure when disguising yourself you cover yourself in their blood. They can smell the living so you have to mask the smell with death.



Most effective way is introducing the to batty mcscrewface. Basically it's a baseball bat with nails and screws through it, very effective for removal of head or crushing of brain.
I'm and out and out all guns blazing kinda guy. So I'll need te help of someone with a steady trigger finger to take a high vantage point with a sniper. While I'm in there smashing skulls in I'll need you to watch over incase it gets too much or I miss one.

Survival is crucial, so lots of tinned food. Stuff with long expiration date and a source of ignition, lighters flints, blowtorch are the norm. Need a vantage point in the countryside. Barns are good, safe vantage point from all round.

Firstly jump in the tractor, execute the cows pigs etc, surround the barn with the dead. The zombies will feast on those first. Which will give you time to take them out with the anti aircraft gun.

Now they will probably swarm in, ideally you want to get as many of these in one hit, grenades are good for this, although can generate crawlers, these walk my grabbing the ground and dragging themselves as you have blown their legs off. Quick curb stomp and they are dead.



Make you you set up camp as far away from a gym as possible. Don't want hench zombies. Imagine cj_derv as a zombie? I mean f*ck that! They take ages to kill.







That's all for now. Stick with me and we can survive this shit!















Oh and watch out for the zombie dogs. Right pita