F*ck my life.

[InkedMuttley]

Went in today to the farm to help out with the christmas market...No parking spaces, I see a shitload of cars parked on the grass so think to myself "Ahh what the f*ck, can't be too soggy".

Drives on to the grass left a little bit of an imprint, wasn't that bad I thought...Until I decided to call it a day. Got in the car, just try to reverse out...Nope. Not happening. Stick it in first and try and swing it around on yourself Ruskull...not happening. After 20 minutes of 1st, 2nd and reverse, I decide to admit defeat.

Walks into the farm again with tail between my legs..."Trevorrrrrr...Help, I've got my car stuck in the field!"

Trevor's reply: "We know you have. We've recorded all of your failures!"

In the end I ended up having to be dragged out backwards with the f*cking tractor.

Not only that but each staff member is now taking the piss out of me for being such a twat for parking my car where I did.

Now I remember the reason I call myself Isaac Hunt.