Work in uniform?

[Niall]

Every week I have to give my shirt and trousers to the maid who does my washing for me. Why is it different if you wear a uniform?

I have PPE. I might write a letter asking for someone to come and polish my helmet.

if you wear a uniform, you are obviously cleaning it for your company (although you just would anyway because no one wants to be a smelly dirty bastard) and using your water and energy.