I don't see how any of that makes you a lad, just a bit of a mong...
The sex in the forest is almost there, try harder!
And Andy, what the hell man, only in Weston...
Went to a mates wedding the other day with the missus, saw some old college friends i haven't seen in years, including one hottie i never got it together with. I told her she looked stonking and asked if she's up for a three-some, but hottie says she's now married. Undeterred, I gave her my number anyway and suggested she looks into swinging. Charli (my missus, who had been sat beside me at this point) wasn't hugely impressed tbf...

And Andy, what the hell man, only in Weston...
Went to a mates wedding the other day with the missus, saw some old college friends i haven't seen in years, including one hottie i never got it together with. I told her she looked stonking and asked if she's up for a three-some, but hottie says she's now married. Undeterred, I gave her my number anyway and suggested she looks into swinging. Charli (my missus, who had been sat beside me at this point) wasn't hugely impressed tbf...