Yes, this is the official version. Not some knock-off Nigel attempt from an ameteur. I've been doing this for years! Years I tell ya!
Anyway.
Pretty eventful week so far. Fecking hoover has broken, so now that's two things in the flat which don't perform their suction duty efficiently!
More on that, Natalie got admitted to maternity ward yesterday after they thought her waters broke, which was a bit shit scary cos it's like 5 weeks too soon. Luckily, false alarm. Unluckily, sleepless night whilst they kept her in under observation.
Today, fresh as a daisy -
Finish work at 5:00, need to post off my eBay stuff on the way home. Then chill out with the Mrs, watch a movie with some popcorn which I bought especially.
Tomorrow -
Look for a fecking hoover. Then, at 3pm Natalie has a baby shower thing (basically an American idea which means people are obliged to buy presents. Then they have to buy more presents when baby actually arrives. Sweet! Free stuff!). Whilst this is going on you'll be glad to hear I'm going to be doing Man Stuff. Namely, servicing the HDi. I have got all genuine filters and some Mobil oil, cos I'm a gimp who likes paying a premium on stuff which is essentially the same but says 'Peugeot' on it.
Saturday night I believe we are doing nothing. Might be an ideal opportunity to see how that suction works...
Sunday -
I'm pretty sure I've been told something is happening. There's a car show in Bishop's Stortford, looks pretty big. Might go, depends if I get my own way.
Your go,
Anyway.
Pretty eventful week so far. Fecking hoover has broken, so now that's two things in the flat which don't perform their suction duty efficiently!
More on that, Natalie got admitted to maternity ward yesterday after they thought her waters broke, which was a bit shit scary cos it's like 5 weeks too soon. Luckily, false alarm. Unluckily, sleepless night whilst they kept her in under observation.
Today, fresh as a daisy -
Finish work at 5:00, need to post off my eBay stuff on the way home. Then chill out with the Mrs, watch a movie with some popcorn which I bought especially.
Tomorrow -
Look for a fecking hoover. Then, at 3pm Natalie has a baby shower thing (basically an American idea which means people are obliged to buy presents. Then they have to buy more presents when baby actually arrives. Sweet! Free stuff!). Whilst this is going on you'll be glad to hear I'm going to be doing Man Stuff. Namely, servicing the HDi. I have got all genuine filters and some Mobil oil, cos I'm a gimp who likes paying a premium on stuff which is essentially the same but says 'Peugeot' on it.
Saturday night I believe we are doing nothing. Might be an ideal opportunity to see how that suction works...
Sunday -
I'm pretty sure I've been told something is happening. There's a car show in Bishop's Stortford, looks pretty big. Might go, depends if I get my own way.
Your go,
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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