ASDA making people park in order of car emmisions

[Flynn]

LOL Mark, I usually do the same and end up with a whinging Hannah, "why have we parked so far away", or "look how far we've gotta walk" But it beats having some tool using your paintwork as a measure of their door being 'open'.

Parent and child places mate, loads of room
Best one was when we came back to the car and some lass says to me "you don't have a child with you? That is so inconsiderate!!!". Gen just shouted "oh f**k, we left the kid at the checkout!!!" and ran back inside at full tilt! I nearly died of laughter, the look on the lasses face was EPIC!

Haha, your female sounds like a laugh! What a great idea to come up with on the spot. About the emmisions thing, imagine a Dturbo parking there. How ironic would that be.