Dan! Wrote:Flynn Wrote:I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend 
Carrying on with this theme, being 6 foot tall, most sinks are perfectly placed for me to piss into them and then wash my dick afterwards under the tap, so whenever I am out and about I normally go for a piss in the sink and then wash my dick and hands all in one go. I have been known to dry my dick underneath the hand dryer as well.
Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though! 
This one time I went to dry my cock and your mum was dressed up as a hand dryer, and when I put my cock near her she sucked me off and I blew my load over her fat ol' titties.
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Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke
:oops: I doubt a 5 foot inbred drawf from Norfolk could even reach the sink with his cock anyhow.
