20-08-2012, 12:58 AM
Best one was when I was on a school trip to Italy 1987(yes I know some of you weren't born then) got off with these 2 girls from another school - think they were from Halifax.
Anyway we were on the beach at night, shagging and the one of them finished me off in her mouth. We went back to the bar where the rest of our groups were and the girl who finished me off tried to grab my mates drink(think she wanted a rinse lol) so she's pleading for a drink of his bier and in the end gives in and the girls f*ck off.
So I'm telling the lads in the group what's just gone on and my mate is taking a swig of his beer when i get to the part about the girl finishing me off in her mouth then suddenly my mate sprays his beer everywhere when it dawns on him why she wanted a drink.
Anyway we were on the beach at night, shagging and the one of them finished me off in her mouth. We went back to the bar where the rest of our groups were and the girl who finished me off tried to grab my mates drink(think she wanted a rinse lol) so she's pleading for a drink of his bier and in the end gives in and the girls f*ck off.
So I'm telling the lads in the group what's just gone on and my mate is taking a swig of his beer when i get to the part about the girl finishing me off in her mouth then suddenly my mate sprays his beer everywhere when it dawns on him why she wanted a drink.