In my Defence

[InkedMuttley]

When I lived in Nottingham when i was a young 'un we used to have Gippos turn up every saturday morning without fail in a battered old Mk2 Transit selling carpets definitely gippos as if the old bill turned up they was quick enough to make a hasty retreat!

Then the council stuck bollards in (yes I come from a council estate, I wear a hooded top and I do have a staffy...another stereotype) and the driver thought the van would fit through...it didn't and promptly wedged them in pinning both doors shut