50 Shades of Grey Generator

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The feeling of his baby gravy dribbling down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss sliming from my other vagina and all over my beef curtains. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his tenderloin truncheon made my flange custard slobber like a George Foreman grill. He arced a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my chesticles just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no different!

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