Coppers in Lincolnshire!

[InkedMuttley]

Another time I was pulled in Nottingham I was going along Canal Street I'd been to the Asda at West Bridgford, I had my mate and my mum in the car as well as my dog baring in mind that the road is a 30 speed limit I had only just passed my test so I was obviously keen on keeping it free of any *MINOR INFRACTIONS* or points so i am sticking to the speed limit. A cop car spotted it baring in mind it was a Rover 416 so hardly something anybody would want to nick. He follows me for a mile or so and bang bluey's go on behind me I pulled over to be met with the Police's standard greeting "Do you know why I've stopped you sir?" at this time I wasn't bald so it wasn't that..."No officer I haven't a clue" the copper's response was f*cking astounding: "You're acting suspiciously and this is the reason I have stopped you" when asked why I was acting suspiciously he said "You're doing 30mph!"

Right...I didn't realise the law had changed for this road officer only I've been following the posted speed limit on this road as indicated on that post over there!

"Well the reason being is taxi's and certain other traffic usually travels at 40mph and above on this road have you had a drink"

So I was stopped for doing the correct speed limit on that road, breathalysed, all the usual checks performed etc because I'm behaving I says surely if the posted speed limit and taxis etc are doing 40 then it is THEM you should be stopping he told me to keep my nose clean and go home.

But as for bald head, built like a brick shithouse and inked yes I am and yes I am labelled because of it the police are going to have a dicky fit when they realise that a tattoo isn't on my record

Next one will be a barcode, proper Hitman style as my interpretation of being labelled with a dual meaning...The barcode will be from a Canesten thrush remedy wrapper because I can be an irritating lady garden at times!