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Got my mrs 50 shades of grey that she wanted
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05-07-2012, 03:49 AM
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She wasn't impressed
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05-07-2012, 06:16 AM
Haha did you wrap them up in the shape of a book?
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05-07-2012, 06:28 AM
Lol awesome :-) I thought you were being serious which would have been an epic fail
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05-07-2012, 09:53 PM
(05-07-2012, 06:28 AM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Lol awesome :-) I thought you were being serious which would have been an epic fail

No mrs of mine has ever needed any stimulation other than me Big GrinBig Grin
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05-07-2012, 10:09 PM
How come women can post all over Facebook about reading porn and no-one says a word, but when I have a wank on the bus over a copy of Bizarre I get arrested?
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05-07-2012, 10:11 PM
(05-07-2012, 10:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: How come women can post all over Facebook about reading porn and no-one says a word, but when I have a wank on the bus over a copy of Bizarre I get arrested?
hahahaha I've found this, well in tesco I don't go on buses
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05-07-2012, 10:11 PM
(05-07-2012, 10:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: How come women can post all over Facebook about reading porn and no-one says a word, but when I have a wank on the bus over a copy of Bizarre I get arrested?

Because animal pornography is a little offensive to some....
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05-07-2012, 10:14 PM
(05-07-2012, 10:11 PM)kernow_joe Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: How come women can post all over Facebook about reading porn and no-one says a word, but when I have a wank on the bus over a copy of Bizarre I get arrested?
hahahaha I've found this, well in tesco I don't go on buses

That's just because you've blown you load and stuck the pages before you paid for it.

Tesco isn't a library you know.
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05-07-2012, 10:17 PM
(05-07-2012, 10:14 PM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:11 PM)kernow_joe Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: How come women can post all over Facebook about reading porn and no-one says a word, but when I have a wank on the bus over a copy of Bizarre I get arrested?
hahahaha I've found this, well in tesco I don't go on buses

That's just because you've blown you load and stuck the pages before you paid for it.

Tesco isn't a library you know.
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06-07-2012, 05:57 AM
You'd think they'd be flattered! People just don't appreciate affection...
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06-07-2012, 07:49 PM
(05-07-2012, 10:14 PM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:11 PM)kernow_joe Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:09 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: How come women can post all over Facebook about reading porn and no-one says a word, but when I have a wank on the bus over a copy of Bizarre I get arrested?
hahahaha I've found this, well in tesco I don't go on buses

That's just because you've blown you load and stuck the pages before you paid for it.

Tesco isn't a library you know.


but its okay to go to the library and stick the pages together? Sleepy
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06-07-2012, 09:31 PM
(06-07-2012, 07:49 PM)SRowell Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:14 PM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(05-07-2012, 10:11 PM)kernow_joe Wrote: hahahaha I've found this, well in tesco I don't go on buses

That's just because you've blown you load and stuck the pages before you paid for it.

Tesco isn't a library you know.


but its okay to go to the library and stick the pages together? Sleepy

Havnt you been to a xxx library?
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