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		Awesome cool story bro. Needs moar tigers though.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (30-08-2014, 02:27 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:  Awesome cool story bro. Needs moar tigers though. 
Cool story, needs more dragons and shit...
  
	 
	
	
 
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		 (30-08-2014, 09:26 PM)Grant Wrote:   (30-08-2014, 02:27 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:  Awesome cool story bro. Needs moar tigers though.  
Cool story, needs more dragons and shit... 
 
![[Image: hA44647C7]](https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6031252992/hA44647C7/)  
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		I was considering it. Then realised i would get criticised for being an illiterate southern twat   
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		 (30-08-2014, 09:37 PM)Grant Wrote:  I was considering it. Then realised i would get criticised for being an illiterate southern twat   
 
Bloody northerners   
Don't f*cking start with this again. You all talk funny, your beer is pisswater, you play silly posh twat universatehh boy rugby and spend your lives sat in traffic. DEAL WITH IT! YA TWAT!!!
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		f*ck you all, you know what I'm getting at. 
 
I was having a massive jizz in my pants excitement about my car and its shiny turbo.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		But... YOURE A WIZARD LIAM! 
And I must say, I'm in the lakes at the moment and the beer is lovely. Shame the same can't be said about the accents and the women. Especially both put together......
  
	 
	
	
 
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		 (30-08-2014, 09:46 PM)Grant Wrote:  But... YOURE A WIZARD LIAM! 
 
 
And I must say, I'm in the lakes at the moment and the beer is lovely. Shame the same can't be said about the accents and the women. Especially both put together...... 
 
 
 
  
Them are Lancashire women mate. They look alright if you shave them...
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (30-08-2014, 09:42 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:  Your beer is pisswater! 
Woah woah woah!!!!!!!!!! The rest of it I'll kinda take but beer is piss water I wont have. Either all our beer is Polish (currently tucking into a Tyskie at 5.6%) or the local brewery in London is Fullers and I'm pretty sure they don't make anything less than 5%. 
 
Up north you like that bitter bollocks, Boddingtons at 4.6%, Tetleys at 3.6% and other such weak ass disgusting bollocks
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (30-08-2014, 09:42 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:  Them are Lancashire women mate. They look alright if you shave them... 
 
I'll get the Sthil fired up then!
	  
	
	
 
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		 (30-08-2014, 10:14 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:   (30-08-2014, 09:42 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:  Your beer is pisswater!  
Woah woah woah!!!!!!!!!! The rest of it I'll kinda take but beer is piss water I wont have. Either all our beer is Polish (currently tucking into a Tyskie at 5.6%) or the local brewery in London is Fullers and I'm pretty sure they don't make anything less than 5%.  
 
Up north you like that bitter bollocks, Boddingtons at 4.6%, Tetleys at 3.6% and other such weak ass disgusting bollocks Pisswater doesn't mean it's weak, it means it's shit.
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I need a new turbo. 
Old one is hella f*cked.  
 
Got a new one on order to my patents in Scotland which I hope to clock and fit on their drive with the most limited of tools before I come home Saturday.  
 
Caught it in less than 5 miles so doubt too much went down the inlet. I've driven it 400 miles since with the vanes pinned open,  the oil lines cconnected to each other (the oil smoke cleared really quick after this) and the air filter straight to the inlet. The turbo barely spins now.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (30-08-2014, 10:14 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:  Up north you like that bitter bollocks, Boddingtons at 4.6%, Tetleys at 3.6% and other such weak ass disgusting bollocks 
There's nothing wrong with a pint or two of Jennings' Old Peculiar !
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (29-08-2014, 10:18 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:  Do it! Don't even question just bolt on a f*ck massive VNT as you NEED that feeling in your life.  
 
Dont bother with TD04s or anything non VNT as lag is a bumder, f*ck massive VNTs FTMFW 
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