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The one 306 to rule them all...
Ruan Offline
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#1
08-05-2013, 06:10 PM
Now I've seen some bad 306s in my time... Like a SERIOUS amount of bad 306s..

However I think we have a new contender for the worst...


Are you ready....










Like really ready - it's f*cking vile.



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08-05-2013, 06:11 PM
Jesus christ.
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08-05-2013, 06:14 PM
Holy mother of batman. DA FUQ?!


Inbred offspring of an Audi?
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#4
08-05-2013, 06:15 PM
Eurgh!


Although it looks done to a good standard.


Still, its f*cking hideous!
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08-05-2013, 06:15 PM
Mmmyyyyyy eeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeeessssss!!!!!
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08-05-2013, 06:16 PM
Wanted an audi but couldn't afford it.................................................................. so I made my 306 look like one instead!

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08-05-2013, 06:17 PM
(08-05-2013, 06:15 PM)Grant Wrote: Eurgh!


Although it looks done to a good standard.


Still, its f*cking hideous!

The "good standard" goes out the window when you attempt to put the horrible remains of what was once an A3 grill on the front of a 306.

You could put a 300hp Diesel under the bonnet with every single porno part I'd like to see... And I still wouldn't be interested.

But thankfully it's probably had a 2.0 8v conversion or is still a 1.6 or some shit...
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08-05-2013, 06:18 PM
Dont get me wrong, its a crime.

Just a better crime than a barry shed.
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08-05-2013, 06:20 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2013, 06:21 PM by puglove.)
I see you audi 306 and i'll raise you a gash sedan


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08-05-2013, 06:24 PM
(08-05-2013, 06:20 PM)puglove Wrote: I see you audi 306 and i'll raise you a gash sedan

The word gash is dirty, suits this.
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08-05-2013, 06:29 PM
The irony is he coulda bought an A3 for the price of all that lol!
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08-05-2013, 06:29 PM
(08-05-2013, 06:20 PM)puglove Wrote: I see you audi 306 and i'll raise you a gash sedan


Jumping head first out my hotel window in attempt to kill myself.

I really quite like that :/
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08-05-2013, 06:30 PM
(08-05-2013, 06:20 PM)puglove Wrote: I see you audi 306 and i'll raise you a gash sedan

Want want want want! That is awesome.
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08-05-2013, 06:31 PM
Holy f*cking f*ck that's awful Sad
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08-05-2013, 06:31 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2013, 06:31 PM by declantg.)
I actually like it oh god
The second car btw!
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08-05-2013, 06:33 PM
You're all gays. Both articles are shite.
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08-05-2013, 06:34 PM
Really???? you bunch of weirdos bet its got a 1.6 8v auto in it aswell!

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#18
08-05-2013, 06:38 PM
I've seen significantly worse than that second one tbf!

Reminds me of that green (iirc?) S16 that was for sale like 50 times over... That was f*cking god awful also...
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#19
08-05-2013, 06:41 PM
Can we please call the top one an audi as i dont want to be associated with it in any way. That sedan however i do like some features from, but as a whole i wouldnt have it.
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08-05-2013, 06:51 PM
alright then what about the top gear special hill climb shed?? surly no one likes this or even 1 feature?? gotta be worse than the part audi thing


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08-05-2013, 06:56 PM
My friend had that front end on his Polo - looked alright ...

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08-05-2013, 07:02 PM
No it really didn't!!!!!!

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08-05-2013, 07:10 PM
Christ Ginge that is awful why didn't you burn it
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08-05-2013, 07:19 PM
Kill them with fire!
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08-05-2013, 07:25 PM
(08-05-2013, 07:19 PM)PE02KHG Wrote: Kill them with fire!



I thought the green one looked quite similar to you estate Popcorn

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08-05-2013, 07:30 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2013, 07:30 PM by MissTap_GTI6.)
(08-05-2013, 06:56 PM)ginge191 Wrote: My friend had that front end on his Polo - looked alright ...

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Wtf!!!! That's disgusting! Confused
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08-05-2013, 07:46 PM
ive seen a fiesta with a 306 front end looked wrong
Venetian XUD ph2 heaven
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08-05-2013, 07:48 PM
(08-05-2013, 06:51 PM)puglove Wrote: alright then what about the top gear special hill climb shed?? surly no one likes this or even 1 feature?? gotta be worse than the part audi thing

Saw this at a few shows.
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08-05-2013, 08:07 PM
unlucky for you I guess lol

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08-05-2013, 08:37 PM
(08-05-2013, 06:51 PM)puglove Wrote: alright then what about the top gear special hill climb shed?? surly no one likes this or even 1 feature?? gotta be worse than the part audi thing

There is 1 feature to like about it dude, it has a V6. Everything else about it is utter shite however.
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