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		Dude I worry about what you were searching for. 
 Was it " I want to masturbate at dinner with the family around but I don't know how" and that came up as a similar item?
 
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		Bahahah... The only way!
	 
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		Hahahahahahahaha oh dear.
	 
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		 (23-12-2012, 09:50 PM)Niall Wrote:  Dude I worry about what you were searching for. 
 Was it " I want to masturbate at dinner with the family around but I don't know how" and that came up as a similar item?
 Ah you saw my thread on there then? If you'd mind answering that would be great!
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Sam has answered it as above. Eye contact at all times!
	 
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		f*ck. Gunna have to think of a new name now! 
 
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		ahahahah, nice answer.
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		I to, am now wondering what you were searching to find this...
	 
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		 (23-12-2012, 10:59 PM)Scott Wrote:  It was on imgur  
yeah yeah :b
	 
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		I know Matt's pseudonym!!   
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		I know. I can feel the hate. It's nice!
	 
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		It wouldn't be me. You've got a love/hate thing going on for me
	 
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		Im going to be bringin CS gas and a hammer to any meet i go to in the year 2013 now :S lol
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Dude you won't need that stuff to get Sam into bed, he'll probably bend straight over depending on the size of the hammers handle
	 
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		Matttt!!!! NO lol im ok thankyou glad i didnt mention the tazer dont want you and sam to get excited
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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