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Try working with this. LOL
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#2
Mate you must be clucking mad to be working on your car jacked up like that!
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#3
(19-05-2015, 09:02 PM)Niall Wrote: Mate you must be clucking mad to be working on your car jacked up like that!

Stop pecking on the guy!
#4
I often get my cock out when working
#5
Must be a reet pain in the giblets....
#6
(19-05-2015, 09:07 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I often get my cock out when working

you realise we are making chicken puns right?
#7
(19-05-2015, 09:38 PM)Eeyore Wrote:
(19-05-2015, 09:07 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I often get my cock out when working

you realise we are making chicken puns right?

Cluck off!!! Really?!?!
#8
Clucking 'eck! thats a big brown cock
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#9
Did you know that is not a chicken?

It's a Hen.

You don't have cow for tea do you? You have beef.

A hen is a hen until it is chicken.
#10
(21-05-2015, 11:47 AM)JJ0063 Wrote: Did you know that is not a chicken?

It's a Hen.

You don't have cow for tea do you? You have beef.

A hen is a hen until it is chicken.

you do realise it is in fact a chicken

Hen is just the term given to a female chicken.
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#11
Haha, that's not true at all...

Chicken is the name given to that species (Gallus gallus domesticus). It's culinary name also just happens to be - Chicken.

However, Beef is the culinary name for cattle (colloquially - cows).

In the same way as pork is the culinary name for swine (colloquially - pigs).
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#12
well well...

I never knew that "science bitch" would happen from Ruan when speaking of farm animals lmao
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#13
More to the point i never thought me and ruan would make the same valid point lol
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#14
Well, you are a bellend... So....

Wink
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#15
(21-05-2015, 02:40 PM)Ruan Wrote: Well, you are a bellend... So....

Wink

Sterling point and well made sir Tongue

Wink 
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#16
One of the first things ruan has ever said and Ive understood.
#17
well this escalated quickly.

I don't think sarcasm/shit banter came across very well there!

I'm a norfolk farmer boy who went to agricultural college for 3 years so I luckily do know the difference, I'm like the norfolk equivalent of the darling buds of gay.
#18
Is it me.. Or has all this meat talk made anyone else hungry?
#19
No breast jokes? Pfft...
#20
(21-05-2015, 03:58 PM)Toms306 Wrote: No breast jokes?  Pfft...

no tom they all chickened out
#21
(21-05-2015, 04:44 PM)procta Wrote:
(21-05-2015, 03:58 PM)Toms306 Wrote: No breast jokes?  Pfft...

no tom they all chickened out

Eggxactly what I thought.
#22
(21-05-2015, 04:44 PM)procta Wrote:
(21-05-2015, 03:58 PM)Toms306 Wrote: No breast jokes?  Pfft...

no tom they all chickened out

ah man that was fowl!

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#23
I get this ALL the time when I'm working on the yard at my parents, they just come over and cluck about under the car and around me
#24
(19-05-2015, 09:02 PM)Niall Wrote: Mate you must be clucking mad to be working on your car jacked up like that!

You're talon me ... that's crazy!
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