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Cornish mafia
#1
Who are they? And where too in Cornwall are they located??
#2
Theym bleddy evrywere
#3
Them pasty munching farmers, thought I would see who's about an see if they do meets down here
#4
Nobody can tell you. Snitches get stitches.
This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted above as fact.

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#5
(04-07-2014, 10:06 AM)RetroPug Wrote: Nobody can tell you. Snitches get stitches.

lol
#6
Wassonnn
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#7
ive heard they have this ring leader called darren or something and they all worship this black shell that used to house two turbos and super charger. Something like that. If youre down there it should be fairly easy to spot a meet... just look for the smoke signals rising into the sky. Its still a used method of communication down there especially for organising car meets.
#8
lmao sam

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#9
ha ha SRowell

will keep an eye out for the chuffs of smoke
#10
I heard the leader fills from a different pump nowadays
#11
(04-07-2014, 11:54 AM)Sambarker Wrote: I heard the leader fills from a different pump nowadays

i heard that too Sam . . . . . ."takes a different hose in his hole" i heard it said also . .Wink
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#12
they all drive 1.4 blazes and will set fire to your car if you speaketh of them!
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#13
lot of love for the mafia then........ pahaha

shouldn't be too hard to spot the chief Indian looking man with a petrol pump up his backside with his Molotov cocktail carrying posse screaming round in their 1.4 blazes
#14
Driving a Volvo estate - wasson!
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#15
wasson, ruan where in the grand old loacation of cornwall are you situated??
#16
I make all the bwarp, regularly anywhere between Bodmin, Truro, St Austell or Newquay...
Doesnt even own a 306.
#17
Ill give you a hand locating them...

The map below shows the number of litres of derv consumed by each cornish man per week. As you can see from the chart it is most likely that cornish members of the club will be around the Penzance area.

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#18
brilliant im in that area too I use far to muh derv!!!
#19
flol at that map

(04-07-2014, 01:24 PM)SRowell Wrote: Ill give you a hand locating them...

The map below shows the number of litres of derv consumed by each cornish man per week. As you can see from the chart it is most likely that cornish members of the club will be around the Penzance area.

[Image: 1263px-Cornish_Language_Shift.svg.png]
#20
(04-07-2014, 12:56 PM)Ruan Wrote: Driving a Volvo estate - wasson!

Currently down Truro/Falmouth way.

Just down for weekend atm, but back again end of this month.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#21
(04-07-2014, 02:29 PM)Ruan Wrote:
(04-07-2014, 12:56 PM)Ruan Wrote: Driving a Volvo estate - wasson!

Currently down Truro/Falmouth way.

Just down for weekend atm, but back again end of this month.

wave as you pass Exeter Tongue
#22
Might drop in see you Sun you big Devon nancyboy xx
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#23
(04-07-2014, 10:55 PM)Ruan Wrote: Might drop in see you Sun you big Devon nancyboy xx

If your feeling brave can start stripping down spare 305! Subframe, hubs, rear axle, tailgate, front bumper bar, headlining, carpet, door cards etc etc
#24
(04-07-2014, 12:17 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote:
(04-07-2014, 11:54 AM)Sambarker Wrote: I heard the leader fills from a different pump nowadays

i heard that too Sam . . . . . ."takes a different hose in his hole" i heard it said also . .Wink

lol Tongue

Im in the St.Austell area, Ruan buggered off "ooop north" but still plenty of other members in the area, I must admit, thy sky is very clear down this way these days, this certainly does need to change.
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