24-07-2014, 11:09 AM
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24-07-2014, 11:24 AM
HAHAHA! "Do you hold up scores, like in a diving event" Got me in tears that did!
24-07-2014, 12:01 PM
Mumsnet is a strange place.
Their motoring section is f*cking hilarious tho.
24-07-2014, 12:08 PM
That's a great read for my first thread since joining ha ha [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES]
24-07-2014, 12:59 PM
Mumsnet explains all the full-retard comments i've heard school-run mums make, that's all i'm saying.
24-07-2014, 01:50 PM
"I'm feeling a bit fruity tonight darling - FILL THE PENIS BEAKER"
Is this really what women talk about? And does anyone actually wash their knob after? I'm fighting a battle against falling asleep afterwards, f*ck cleaning up... ![[Image: tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg]](http://s768.photobucket.com/user/annegg5511/media/Mobile%20Uploads/tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg.html)
24-07-2014, 01:52 PM
Rub it around my boxers or wipe with a sock, I'm done wearing them by that point.
Or get her to 'clean' it for you 
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24-07-2014, 02:08 PM
Haha read that a few months ago. Had me in tears at parts
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24-07-2014, 02:09 PM
Hah! Everytimes different!
In the woods/dogging up Gorge = in her mouth for a clean, back in the pants. In the bedroom = might aswell go to bathroom (if can be arsed). Etc. 
24-07-2014, 05:42 PM
FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!!
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24-07-2014, 06:23 PM
Thats old (and a re-post) but non the less disturbing.
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24-07-2014, 06:33 PM
(24-07-2014, 12:08 PM)fish Wrote: That's a great read for my first thread since joining ha ha [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES] Welcome to 306oc! 
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24-07-2014, 07:37 PM
Never seen this before. The internet is a wonderfull place. Second the boxer use after though. Going in the was anyway lol!!
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24-07-2014, 07:42 PM
Never seen that before, had me in tears!! Good find, but I am curious about what you were searching for when you found it!!
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24-07-2014, 07:45 PM
Tbh it does give you an insight into some peoples strange habits. Like people who have a towel purely for wiping their jizz on. It must be like a board of MDF by the end of several sessions lol.
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