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306OC Hook Ups
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10-10-2013, 07:24 PM
I could show you things you could only ever imagine and perform sexual acts that would leave your legs shaking for days afterwards.
Unfortunately you all live a REALLY long way away so f*ck you. ![[Image: signature_zps1a02ba79.jpg]](http://s1128.photobucket.com/user/martypellowe/media/signature_zps1a02ba79.jpg.html) 
10-10-2013, 07:36 PM
(10-10-2013, 07:18 PM)Stephen Wrote: I have about 30 of them in my fridge kent! haha Coming rr day?? :-D
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10-10-2013, 07:40 PM
I'm good with..
the spanners etc, general consumer advice (helped curt with his recent phone woes) General lettings advice and contract advice more importantly I deal with around 500 deposit disputes so can really help here, Make an awesome cuppa I used to be a chef I have other talents so just ask 
![[Image: siggy1.jpg]](http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu252/crissy_boy/Cars/siggy1.jpg) the smokey old bus that sounds like a tractor... 
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10-10-2013, 07:50 PM
I can reach high things most cant.
I can offend you and most of your friends, neighbours and family very easily. I will drink your coffee and eat your bacon sarnies all day I will obliterate the porcelain on your toilet then leave without flushing. Let me know if anyone wants my services
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1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft 
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10-10-2013, 07:52 PM
im a right misrable lady garden
i hate everyone and its all mine now bugger off!
10-10-2013, 08:02 PM
(10-10-2013, 07:49 PM)Stephen Wrote: Haha no sorry Good job I get discount at iceland then :-) (10-10-2013, 07:50 PM)Niall Wrote: I can reach high things most cant. Im good at destroying my own Toilet!
#2 Moonstone Blue HDI
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10-10-2013, 08:34 PM
Erm, I am NOT offering a hook up!
but I can offer full tool kit, engine crane etc. gravel drive though  although as peeps know you get full catering when you come help me! Wishes for more power...
10-10-2013, 08:38 PM
Got a big drive, friends who will insist on getting you absolutely shit faced (Samass will vouch for this!), and an enthusiasm for procrastination.
Did you want useful things? Sorry. ![[Image: sigcopy-1.jpg]](http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss147/KEZZIEBOY/Diablo%20HDi/sigcopy-1.jpg) Diablo Meridian HDi - 125bhp - 73.0MPG - Halfords Wheels 
10-10-2013, 10:32 PM
(10-10-2013, 08:43 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: but I am a science teacher up to KS4 and a chemistry specialist at A level, so could offer assistance there.
On the 306 waiting list.
11-10-2013, 12:31 PM
11-10-2013, 12:37 PM
(11-10-2013, 12:31 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote:(10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that so when are you going to grow a goatee and make some meth..?
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11-10-2013, 12:40 PM
(11-10-2013, 12:37 PM)adamm306 Wrote:(11-10-2013, 12:31 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote:(10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that Sssssh, thats my backup plan ![[Image: funny-Breaking-Bad-teachers-money.jpg]](http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-Breaking-Bad-teachers-money.jpg)
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C10H15N awsome numberplate
11-10-2013, 08:04 PM
Seeing as i never said.
Ive got a degree in computer technology and I can build computers, recommend laptops and other parts. I can also make basic websites. Im a sailing instructor so I can teach people how to sail. I have a speedboat so can take people wakeboarding if its not windy, sunny and you can pay me. Ive got loads of 306 parts. 
11-10-2013, 08:46 PM
I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..
Samass, go away
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11-10-2013, 08:53 PM
(11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on.. Yeh but your ginger!!! So that negates any good you do in the community!! Lol Iam Jonny b me ɑnd dum dum make man sandwiches at my house!! I have dogs!! But if any of you young scallies are ever in my area then your more than welcome to pop in!! If I don't lιke lιke ya I'll tell you to f*ck off!!! Try your luck lol ![[Image: SDC10442-1.jpg]](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g281/smilepants/SDC10442-1.jpg)
11-10-2013, 11:12 PM
Hi I'm Connor, I defuse road rage and general situations
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam ![[Image: connorsig.jpg]](http://www.306oc.co.uk/forum/images/uploads/connorsig.jpg) 
11-10-2013, 11:21 PM
I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...
Otherwise I sometimes bake cookies for meets, can get you things from a low shelf or cupboard, can bite knees of people you don't like and uh... Yeah...
11-10-2013, 11:30 PM
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the smokey old bus that sounds like a tractor...
11-10-2013, 11:38 PM
(11-10-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed... Was meaning to speak to you about that actually 306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
11-10-2013, 11:42 PM
12-10-2013, 06:00 AM
(10-10-2013, 10:32 PM)Jake Wrote:(10-10-2013, 08:43 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: but I am a science teacher up to KS4 and a chemistry specialist at A level, so could offer assistance there. Damn. ![[Image: tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg]](http://s768.photobucket.com/user/annegg5511/media/Mobile%20Uploads/tapatalk_1427020983519_zpsnwvozlhb.jpeg.html)
12-10-2013, 07:00 AM
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12-10-2013, 09:24 AM
12-10-2013, 11:24 PM
Hs anyone in Bristol got a dry space I could use for a few hours tomorrow (Sunday) to sort my front brakes out ?? Only space I have is on a busy road and it's suppose to pee down tomorrow
Pwetty please
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