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McDonald's McDonald's - cully - 18-01-2012
I got thrown out of McDonald's this morning.
The girl serving me was an absolute stunner and she told me she could make it large for 30p.
I replied that she already had, but could she finish me off for a £1
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - Dan! - 18-01-2012
Thats pretty bad
Anybody who has me on fb will have seen these already, but a couple of my recent faves
'An ant just crawled under my keyboard, dont worry though I have it under Ctrl'
'My new girlfriend went down on me tonight. I must remember to get a puncture repair kit tomorrow'
:romance-inlove:
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - cully - 18-01-2012
more from FB
Just gave a fat kid a jab, a right hook, an uppercut, then nicked his burger, chips and can of coke.
Lovely combo meal.
As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought..
"Just throw the f*cking thing."
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - 4WayDiablo - 18-01-2012
Dogs are tough! I was sat interrogating one last night and after sever hours he still wouldnt tell me who's a good boy
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - hbomb1905 - 18-01-2012
Every one of those is from sickipedia haha
Ant under ctrl one was quality!!
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - 4WayDiablo - 18-01-2012
INXS Wrote:Every one of those is from sickipedia hahaIm all over sickipedia :-) love it
Ant under ctrl one was quality!!
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - THE_Liam - 18-01-2012
Have your heard about that film about Margaret Thatcher? It's not suitable for miners...
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - smanfa - 19-01-2012
Facebook just told me this... Yes I love the land of Facebook haha.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - 4WayDiablo - 19-01-2012
smanfa Wrote:Facebook just told me this... Yes I love the land of Facebook haha.Oh dear
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
lmao
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - spawn - 19-01-2012
They are all shocking!!
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - Connor - 19-01-2012
Someone please lock this thread before someone gets hurt...
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - kingy - 20-01-2012
2 snowmen are talking one day and one says to the other,.... can you smell carrots.
2 cannibles are eating a clown when one mentions that it tastes funny.
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - Connor - 20-01-2012
Please for the love of humanity! LOCK THIS THREAD!!!
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - 1616six - 20-01-2012
I bought 4 litres of tipp-ex last night, that was a big mistake...
Re: McDonald's McDonald's - Ian - 21-01-2012
My penis is so polite it stands up so women have a place to sit down.
Thank you Thank you, I'm here all week...