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If Santa was Cornish - Dum-Dum - 24-12-2011
From my facebook
If Santas Sleigh had an M-DW10 with an inline pump, twin superchargers and a Rude BFO Turbo Christmas would be over and done with in 1 hour, we'd all receive coal and every year would be a black Christmas.
Merry Christmas
If Santa was Cornish - THE_Liam - 25-12-2011
If Santa was Cornish, all we'd get would be pasties and cider, and he'd never stop whinging about "bloody tourists on the A30" :p
Re: If Santa was Cornish - Ruan - 25-12-2011
The sleigh would be held together with baler twine, JB Weld, have a fat stovepipe sticking out the top, blow chronic coal and it'd be the 5th Jan before he got anywhere because it'd constantly be broken.
Re: If Santa was Cornish - Kezzieboy - 25-12-2011
THE_Liam Wrote:If Santa was Cornish, all we'd get would be pasties and cider, and he'd never stop whinging about "bloody tourists on the A30" :p
Sounds good, except swap the cider for some nice Cornish Ale
Re: If Santa was Cornish - darrenjlobb - 25-12-2011
2013, a year of Chronic boost, and chronic coal, I can see it already
Merry xmas all
If Santa was Cornish - Jonny b - 25-12-2011
Ha ha if Santa was cornish kids wouldnt get prezzies till June ha ha I'll be there directly
If Santa was Cornish - THE_Liam - 25-12-2011
Kezzieboy Wrote:THE_Liam Wrote:If Santa was Cornish, all we'd get would be pasties and cider, and he'd never stop whinging about "bloody tourists on the A30" :p
Sounds good, except swap the cider for some nice Cornish Ale
No such thing mate, Cornish bitter is crap. It's like Yorkshire cider, that's awful too...