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If I had £1 every time someone said.... - ginge191 - 23-08-2017
Finish it off.
What really winds you up in your line of work!
My other line of work, i do car detailing.
"ha, mate, i'll bring mine round and you can do that as well, ha"
If I had £1 every time someone said.... - bashbarnard - 23-08-2017
Customer who own prestige cars then moan about how much parts cost are probably one of the worse. Or there is a fault with my car but i do i want you road testing it. Because they dont trust you to drive there 40hp micra.
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RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Doseph - 23-08-2017
"it's exactly the same as this but.... "
that one grinds my gears
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Dum-Dum - 23-08-2017
"you can't do that"
This is the one thing that winds me up!!! I know exactly what I can and can't do legally, do not think that because your mate studies law or your a facebook armchair lawyer that you know better than me.
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - cpikey316_ - 23-08-2017
"you haven't taught us this"
Generally the word peadophile too. Everything and everyone is a paedophile to some children!
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Rippthrough - 23-08-2017
"it's just a small hole that needs a patch welding over it"
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Eeyore - 23-08-2017
"this isnt my responsibility"
when someone cant be bothered to do something and there isnt anyone who actually is responsible for it! it still needs doing people!
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - ginge191 - 23-08-2017
These are brilliant!
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Ruan - 23-08-2017
'Can you just tell me the command you're using'...
Does my nut in! There's a reason you don't know said command, it's usually because you don't understand what needs doing!
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Danny Wideboy - 23-08-2017
My mate had a look and he says it's...
Invariably meaning, my mate knows f*ck all and would have fixed it if he did.
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Dum-Dum - 23-08-2017
(23-08-2017, 06:21 PM)Eeyore Wrote: "this isnt my responsibility"
when someone cant be bothered to do something and there isnt anyone who actually is responsible for it! it still needs doing people!
This is the same as "It's not in my/our remit"
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - mr_fish - 24-08-2017
"does that mean I can go home now"
nigh on every time something is broke at work you'll get that clever remark from someone.
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - pioneer DJ paddy - 24-08-2017
"But it's just that part i want"
Get this all the time when customers don't understand we sell the hole thing for example hole mirror for 2010 insignia "but I just need the glass " :-# go on eBay
:-)
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Orta - 25-08-2017
When I ask a member of staff to do something remotely complicated:
"I've never been shown how to do that"
Even though I've shown them 3 or 4 times in the last
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - partybish - 25-08-2017
People at work who say "I really must get onto that". Invariably weeks slip by and they don't do it (but they keep saying they need to do it), then it becomes urgent and everyone else has to pitch in to get it sorted in minimal time.
If you know you need to do it...just f***ing do it!
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Mattcheese31 - 25-08-2017
Can you play some Oasis mate?
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Piggy - 26-08-2017
When window cleaning:
"You missed a bit"
"When you've finished, want to clean my car"
When spannering:
"My car is making a strange noise, do you have any idea what it might be?"
When on Facebook:
"Whats the best turbo....?"
If I had £1 every time someone said.... - bashbarnard - 26-08-2017
(25-08-2017, 11:14 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: Can you play some Oasis mate?
You can though? Cant you
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Dum-Dum - 26-08-2017
(25-08-2017, 11:14 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: Can you play some Oasis mate?
And Matt wins the thread.
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Mattcheese31 - 26-08-2017
(26-08-2017, 02:20 PM)bashbarnard Wrote:That's not the point(25-08-2017, 11:14 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: Can you play some Oasis mate?
You can though? Cant you
(26-08-2017, 03:58 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(25-08-2017, 11:14 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: Can you play some Oasis mate?
And Matt wins the thread.
i thank you lol
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Niall - 26-08-2017
"You're tall. Just how tall are you?"
yes, well done. What f*cking difference does it make to you?
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - lolsteve - 27-08-2017
(25-08-2017, 11:14 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: Can you play some Oasis mate?
Can you play wonderwall?
I get "can you just throw together a quick calc, it'll only take like 5 mins" usually asked by a project manager who has little knowledge of engineering. Also means that the 5 min calc which isn't checked over will probably be either wrong or over engineered both of which ends up being the engineers fault
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - Mattcheese31 - 27-08-2017
(27-08-2017, 07:07 PM)lolsteve Wrote:(25-08-2017, 11:14 PM)Mattcheese31 Wrote: Can you play some Oasis mate?
Can you play wonderwall?
yes, but i probably won't, that will be one English pound please
RE: If I had £1 every time someone said.... - 7057sam - 29-08-2017
Probably every person i tell that i own a 306,
"Is it a dturbo,i had a dturbo was well quick"