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Happy birthday to myself ;) - Sian - 12-05-2015
The lack of car parts is a let down
I'm guessing your all gonna give me gifts at fcs yes 
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Iceman299 - 12-05-2015
Happy Birthday mate
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Mattcheese31 - 12-05-2015
I'll shove a tatty up your tailpipe, will that suffice?
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Sian - 12-05-2015
Hahahahhaa!! Had to be one .. I wouldn't fit your criteria guys I'm not a male
Hahahhahha
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Toms306 - 12-05-2015
Your title suggests otherwise tbh!
Happy birthday!
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Mattcheese31 - 12-05-2015
Haha already wished you on FB but hope you're having a good day
x
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - THE_Liam - 12-05-2015
Happy birthday Dave!
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Niall - 12-05-2015
Happy birthday! Ive already got you a present. Dum dum is on his way down to you as we speak, erection (if you can call it that) in hand!
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Sian - 12-05-2015
I'm not sure how the Dave nickname stuck but hey! Thanks Niall top friend hahahhaa
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - highwayman306 - 12-05-2015
Happy birthday! Its my mums today too
Have a good one!(12-05-2015, 04:13 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Your title suggests otherwise tbh!
Happy birthday!
Sian was the giveaway though
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Sian - 12-05-2015
Had a fab day thankyou
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - MY95 - 12-05-2015
Happy Birthday Sian
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Sian - 12-05-2015
Thanks
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Dum-Dum - 12-05-2015
You aint getting f*ck all at FCS Dave, you pussied out of camping so you can f*ck right off x
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Sian - 14-05-2015
Now that isn't the way to speak to your wife!! Ha
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Dum-Dum - 14-05-2015
(14-05-2015, 07:02 AM)Sian Wrote: Now that isn't the way to speak to your wife!! Ha
Your no wife of mine, any woman I marry will be able to make a decent bacon sandwich using a sufficient quantity of bacon.
Learn to bacon then we talk.
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - THE_Liam - 14-05-2015
(14-05-2015, 07:17 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote:You southern ponces stop at bacon? Eggs, lorne, black pudding, calf fries, tomato?(14-05-2015, 07:02 AM)Sian Wrote: Now that isn't the way to speak to your wife!! Ha
Your no wife of mine, any woman I marry will be able to make a decent bacon sandwich using a sufficient quantity of bacon.
Learn to bacon then we talk.
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Eeyore - 14-05-2015
im sure plenty of people here would love to give you something at fcs...
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Toms306 - 14-05-2015
(14-05-2015, 02:06 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(14-05-2015, 07:17 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote:You southern ponces stop at bacon? Eggs, lorne, black pudding, calf fries, tomato?(14-05-2015, 07:02 AM)Sian Wrote: Now that isn't the way to speak to your wife!! Ha
Your no wife of mine, any woman I marry will be able to make a decent bacon sandwich using a sufficient quantity of bacon.
Learn to bacon then we talk.
No wonder Northerners have a shorter life expectancy!
Also, I had to google 'lorne'...
RE: Happy birthday to myself ;) - Dum-Dum - 14-05-2015
(14-05-2015, 02:06 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:No not at all but bacon is the important constituent and if you cant even bacon how is she ever going to comprehend home made fresh hash browns or a baked bean reduction.(14-05-2015, 07:17 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote:You southern ponces stop at bacon? Eggs, lorne, black pudding, calf fries, tomato?(14-05-2015, 07:02 AM)Sian Wrote: Now that isn't the way to speak to your wife!! Ha
Your no wife of mine, any woman I marry will be able to make a decent bacon sandwich using a sufficient quantity of bacon.
Learn to bacon then we talk.