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Mad questions - welshpete - 06-10-2013
1, Does a medium chicken know your gonna eat it?
2, What are spring chickens in winter?
3, What do you call a cold hot dog?
4,When the doorbell rings, why does the dog always think its for him?
5, How the hell do you 'clap eyes'??????
Get the idea guys? Just post maddening questions and see what replies you get lol
If louses are lice and louses are mice, then why aren't houses hice???????? My head hurts rofl
Re: Mad questions - WiNgNuTz - 06-10-2013
Do spiders scream when they see a big fat hairy human in the bath?
What colour is electricity?
Re: RE: Mad questions - THE_Liam - 06-10-2013
(06-10-2013, 10:02 PM)welshpete Wrote: 1, Does a medium chicken know your gonna eat it? Probably not, they don't even know to run away from the bloke with the knife.
2, What are spring chickens in winter? Older or eaten.
3, What do you call a cold hot dog? A cold hot dog.
4,When the doorbell rings, why does the dog always think its for him? It's their nature to guard their territory.
5, How the hell do you 'clap eyes'?????? Got me on that one...
Get the idea guys? Just post maddening questions and see what replies you get lol
Why do people say "First things first"? Well, obviously...
RE: Mad questions - Just Sean - 07-10-2013
and "its the last place you'll look"
Well yeah... I'm not gonna carry on looking after I found it!
Mad questions - Jonny b - 07-10-2013
When you've lost something lιke your car keys! Ɑnd the mrs says " where was the last place you had em"
If I knew that they wouldn't be fecking lost would they!!!!
RE: Mad questions - 4WayDiablo - 07-10-2013
Imagine a colour that hasnt been found yet
What does water taste like?
Describe the difference between left and right
Mad questions - Jonny b - 07-10-2013
If an orange ιs called an orange why isn't a banana called a yellow
RE: Mad questions - Just Sean - 07-10-2013
Cos not all bananas are yellow. Derrr
RE: Mad questions - Sian - 07-10-2013
(07-10-2013, 09:36 AM)Jonny b Wrote: When you've lost something lιke your car keys! Ɑnd the mrs says " where was the last place you had em"
If I knew that they wouldn't be fecking lost would they!!!!
guilty for doing that!
RE: Mad questions - Strikeforce - 07-10-2013
(07-10-2013, 10:43 AM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Imagine a colour that hasnt been found yet
What does water taste like?
Describe the difference between left and right
Water has its own taste like everything else. I.e if you was blindfolded and you drank some liquid that tasted like water you would say it tastes like water lol