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What the f*ck do I do? - Matt - 07-05-2013
In Torquay training for 3days, hotel is paid for, food is paid for, stupidly didn't bring my bank card,
My socks are already filled so having a wank is out of the question, Internet signal is wank
Tv is shit
I'm bored as
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Just Sean - 07-05-2013
hahaha!!! Shoulda thought about that before giving your citizenship away!
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Pompey306mark - 07-05-2013
What bank you with?
Walk into the local branch with id and try and get cash.
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - sam - 07-05-2013
Make a fort and throw gummy bears at the hotel staff?
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Just Sean - 07-05-2013
get unbelievably drunk!
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Niall - 07-05-2013
Dont go spraying shaving foam on other hotel users doors. 3 lads at my work got kicked out of a premier inn for that.....during their new starter induction lol
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - puglove - 07-05-2013
Sit down shut up and don't bore us with your boredom
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Matt - 07-05-2013
Hmmm maybe I brought my I'd with me, can't actually remember!
Might go find room 306 and ask to swap.... Haha
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Dum-Dum - 07-05-2013
Is the beer paid for? If so go start running up a bar tab and find yourself some trannies.
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - cully - 07-05-2013
Get out of Devon you nonce!
we dont want you here
unless you brought the rallye to give to me
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Matt - 07-05-2013
£20 a night, but that covers food and drink and tea etc,
And I'm not drinking any more. It never turns out well and I always end up getting into a fight/argument/sick on my door sills
I'm old and cba haha
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - cully - 07-05-2013
ritzy's nightclub across the harbour
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - rocker8742 - 07-05-2013
(07-05-2013, 06:02 PM)cully Wrote: ritzy's nightclub across the harbour
This
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Matt - 07-05-2013
Fuuuuuuu cully! Now come take me for a spin in the '6
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Connor - 07-05-2013
Im in torquay this weekend... Is there gonna be a trail of Matt destruction left behind?
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Matt - 07-05-2013
Most probably, vomit, conrods and veg oil
What the f*ck do I do? - Jonny b - 07-05-2013
Get a hooker or 3 lol
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - puglove - 07-05-2013
(07-05-2013, 07:05 PM)Jonny b Wrote: Get a hooker or 3 lol
Just make sure its not a tranny
/DumDum
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - rocker8742 - 07-05-2013
(07-05-2013, 07:18 PM)puglove Wrote:(07-05-2013, 07:05 PM)Jonny b Wrote: Get a hooker or 3 lol
Just make sure its a tranny
/DumDum
EFA
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - kingy - 07-05-2013
You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.
Worked for me Saturday night.
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Niall - 07-05-2013
(07-05-2013, 08:31 PM)kingy Wrote: You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.
Worked for me Saturday night.
Repped!
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - kingy - 07-05-2013
(07-05-2013, 08:33 PM)Niall Wrote:(07-05-2013, 08:31 PM)kingy Wrote: You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.
Worked for me Saturday night.
You know where im coming from.
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Poodle - 08-05-2013
Why is running out of socks a problem? Just do it out the window.
RE: What the f*ck do I do? - Just Sean - 08-05-2013
reminds of that ricky gervais routine with the pamphlet on HIV
:LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4rIE3EscDw