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RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - the milkman - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 04:53 PM)Niall Wrote:Did just full on lol at this comment in the midle of asda getting some right looks hahahaha but from what ive phil niall is correct?(16-01-2013, 04:51 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Damn you for doing what I always wanted to do!
Haha nah we are just good mates as much as we both get digged for it. Friendzone? Lol but yeah nothing ever has or will happen tbh and I don't mind it :-)
Bullshit! You want to pork her and always have and make it blatantly obvious following her like a dog thats about to mount another dog.
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013
Woof? :-)
It would feel weird. It would be like boning your sister
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - Niall - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 05:00 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: It would feel weird. It would be like boning your sister
With a haircut like that Phil, boning your sister must be the norm?
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013
I don't have a sister :-( plus I'm not from Norfolk/Ipswich so not the norm
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - Scott - 16-01-2013
Although I'm sure you guys don't mean it to, this is slightly coming across like we're bullying Phil...
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013
Scott - I'd like to think they're doing it in jest :-) give and take banter right?
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - Niall - 16-01-2013
Hmm this it true... Ill stop.
Until we get to ace
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 05:06 PM)Niall Wrote: Hmm this it true... Ill stop
Until we get to ace
Bring it! Captain crayola :-)
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - the milkman - 16-01-2013
Scott its not bullying its just taking the piss till he's and emotinal wreck?
But ok ok I'm sure we can always resort to letting it slide
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 05:09 PM)the milkman Wrote: Scott its not bullying its just taking the piss till he's and emotinal wreck?
But ok ok I'm sure we can always resort to letting it slide
Lakes camping meet. Wont have smanfa with me so I'll be looking at you baby!
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - the milkman - 16-01-2013
bloody hell phil going without sam?!?!?!!?
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - burnmw - 16-01-2013
(15-01-2013, 01:14 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:(15-01-2013, 12:15 AM)the milkman Wrote: dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post
Just rub it in phills face!
Not sure that passes as "having sex"
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - the milkman - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 06:09 PM)burnmw Wrote:(15-01-2013, 01:14 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:(15-01-2013, 12:15 AM)the milkman Wrote: dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post
Just rub it in phills face!
Not sure that passes as "having sex"
yea if you look at my post it did say but nothing happened at the end but kent took it off lol
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - THE_Liam - 16-01-2013
(15-01-2013, 12:12 AM)the milkman Wrote:(15-01-2013, 12:09 AM)samass Wrote: Ash, at least I didn't shag Sam while Phil watched.
for the last time i did NOT shag sam
"Northerners, stealing your women since 1866"
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - kingy - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 08:40 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(15-01-2013, 12:12 AM)the milkman Wrote:(15-01-2013, 12:09 AM)samass Wrote: Ash, at least I didn't shag Sam while Phil watched.
for the last time i did NOT shag sam
"Northerners, stealing your women since 1866"
your drinking kronoburge aint you.
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - THE_Liam - 16-01-2013
(16-01-2013, 08:49 PM)kingy Wrote:(16-01-2013, 08:40 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:(15-01-2013, 12:12 AM)the milkman Wrote: for the last time i did NOT shag sam
"Northerners, stealing your women since 1866"
your drinking kronoburge aint you.
Why yes, yes I am!
The sick joke thread - NSFW - ash240970 - 17-01-2013
In a club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said "have you got a pen''. She smiled and said "yes". I said "well f*ck off back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing".
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 1616six - 17-01-2013
After the helicopter crash in London this morning, air crash ivestigators have already found the black box recorder.
The pilots last words to air traffic control were...
"f*ck me I thought you said a flock of bats!"
The sick joke thread - NSFW - ash240970 - 17-01-2013
The BBC have just commissioned a new series about the life of Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe.
Ho's under the hammer will start in early spring.
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - kingy - 17-01-2013
heard next door shagging last night, i was going to applured them but you carnt clap with on hand.
i like the snow, makes my garden look like everyone elses.
went into the butchers and saw a peice of meat nailed to the ceiling,
when i asked what it was doing their the butcher said...
bet you £30 you carnt reach that.
i had to decline as the stakes where to high.
The sick joke thread - NSFW - ash240970 - 17-01-2013
Stealing the first one kingy
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - kingy - 17-01-2013
(17-01-2013, 08:35 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Stealing the first one kingy
you know where the rep button is
The sick joke thread - NSFW - ash240970 - 17-01-2013
My neighbour just banged on my door and shouted "Can I use your phone? There's been an accident along the road and a Man Utd fan has been run over and he's bleeding to death"
I asked "What's the matter with your own phone "?
He said " the camera is shit on mine"!
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - 1616six - 22-01-2013
Our neighbour's dog sh!t in our garden so my mum told to me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.
I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog sh!t in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.
Love it.. so simple yet I pissed myself laughing at it..
Re: The sick joke thread - NSFW - WiNgNuTz - 22-01-2013
Ha ha, that one made me lol as well jj, simple ones are the best I think.
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - Toms306 - 22-01-2013
Went round my dyslexic mates house the other day, he was covering his 'bits' in shoe polish...
I said 'no, turn the clocks back!' 
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - the milkman - 24-03-2013
Bump need some entertainment
RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - bigcheez2k3 - 24-03-2013
Sickipedia to the rescue:
It can't be easy having a close relative who is severely mentally retarded.
But Harvey Price seems to cope quite well.
I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea
Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.