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RE: The LAD thread! - Poodle - 15-09-2012
I don't see how any of that makes you a lad, just a bit of a mong...
The sex in the forest is almost there, try harder!And Andy, what the hell man, only in Weston...
Went to a mates wedding the other day with the missus, saw some old college friends i haven't seen in years, including one hottie i never got it together with. I told her she looked stonking and asked if she's up for a three-some, but hottie says she's now married. Undeterred, I gave her my number anyway and suggested she looks into swinging. Charli (my missus, who had been sat beside me at this point) wasn't hugely impressed tbf...
RE: The LAD thread! - Andy - 15-09-2012
Haha
You sir are a god.
RE: The LAD thread! - Jonny81191 - 02-12-2012
Epic thread revival BUT
The Milkman.
LAD.
RE: The LAD thread! - Ruan - 02-12-2012
(02-12-2012, 08:54 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: Epic thread revival BUT
The Milkman.
LAD.
This ^^
RE: The LAD thread! - samass - 02-12-2012
Word. And he doesn't even remember it...
RE: The LAD thread! - Niall - 02-12-2012
Yep definitely. And I also think 4 way is a lad for putting up!
The LAD thread! - Jake - 02-12-2012
(02-12-2012, 09:07 PM)Niall Wrote: Yep definitely. And I also think 4 way is a lad for putting *out!*
EFA
RE: The LAD thread! - 4WayDiablo - 02-12-2012
Can I call a halt on The milkman getting "lad" status just yet...
How that evening should have gone.
The 2 birds me and grant were having a great time with wanted some fun but obv I didn't want to bring a lady back with Sam in the same hotel room
And grant just the same. He didn't want that with the milkman there haha
So what should have happened is milkman went off with Sam to ours and me and grant taken the other two birds back to premier and smashed the shit out of them
RE: The LAD thread! - Jonny81191 - 02-12-2012
RE: The LAD thread! - Niall - 02-12-2012
phil get off your high horse. no one would even dream of sleeping with you with that haircut. Not even sam
Yes i went there!
RE: The LAD thread! - 4WayDiablo - 02-12-2012
Well this poor mug did haha and I saw your eyes most of the weekend... I know you wanted more of me :-P
RE: The LAD thread! - Niall - 02-12-2012
i didnt need you. I had matt and grant and dumdum to deal with!
RE: The LAD thread! - Ruan - 02-12-2012
100% Lad for this!
RE: The LAD thread! - C2K - 03-12-2012
(12-08-2012, 01:18 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: a full chilli boerewors,
ORLY - where can you buy this? South African Delicacy
The LAD thread! - THE_Liam - 03-12-2012
(02-12-2012, 10:20 PM)Ruan Wrote:
100% Lad for this!
It was a special moment
(03-12-2012, 04:40 AM)C2K Wrote:(12-08-2012, 01:18 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: a full chilli boerewors,
ORLY - where can you buy this? South African Delicacy
My dads mate is a butcher, he makes it. SLG Wholesale Meats in Leeds
RE: The LAD thread! - Matt - 03-12-2012
Two words.
Volvo. V70.
Now that made my weekend special and definatley worth of lad points.
Re: The LAD thread! - rocker8742 - 03-12-2012
That volvo played an amaZing part in the weekend
RE: The LAD thread! - the milkman - 03-12-2012
To be fair guys I'm still saying nothing happene on the basis that I couldn't remember a thing!!
RE: The LAD thread! - Poodle - 03-12-2012
That just makes it even better! You looked so hanging the next morning, can't say i'm surprised lol.
Ovlov was hilarious, "CLOSE THE f*cking DOOR!".
RE: The LAD thread! - samass - 03-12-2012
"you're letting all the expensive out!"
RE: The LAD thread! - Choppin - 03-12-2012
Thought I'd join in on this, was @ centre parcs with the family n was doin the usual rapid run they hav in the pool wen a women nxt 2 me bumped into me n her top got caught on my shorts
went down the rest of the rapids with her topless 
gav it back 2 her n she was so embarrassed lol went down the rapids again n this time she was waiting 4 me @ the bottom lol then we started getin it on in the lazy river n the nxt thing I kno thers a lifeguard telling us 2 stop doin that in the pool n that the changing rooms r a better place 2 do that, soooo then got kicked out of the changing rooms 4 makin 2 much noise lol then spent the rest of my holiday getin it on in as meny places as posible, hot tub, on a boat, in the forest, on the golf course, blowie in a restaurant n anywhere els where we shodnt lol On another story, was living with my ex n her mum, I was sat with her 1 side n her mum the other, we were in the mood 4 playin around, she started givin me a classic hand job
nxt thing I kno she had flopped out my beast lol n started givin me a blowie with her mum still asleep sat nxt 2 me, wat a buzz lolI kno it's not as good as all of u lot but as my brother puts it, I'm a pussy wen it comes 2 pussy lmao
RE: The LAD thread! - Jonny81191 - 03-12-2012
(03-12-2012, 09:52 AM)Poodle Wrote: Ovlov was hilarious, "CLOSE THE f*cking DOOR!".
^this.
That volvo made the weekend
RE: The LAD thread! - Andy - 08-01-2013
Any more LADish behavior then guys?
I love reading this crap!
RE: The LAD thread! - ozonehostile - 08-01-2013
sleeping with my managers daughter, climbing out of the window and into my car i had hidden around the corner when he came home
RE: The LAD thread! - Andy - 08-01-2013
Nice!! Haven't done anything like that but when I used to work at Matalan (before I got banned and sacked) I went to my Managers house for a few drinks (She was a really hot ginger) She was telling me how she makes money from being a dominatrix and lesbian porn.
I was then shown all the videos and pictures.
RE: The LAD thread! - ozonehostile - 08-01-2013
ha! i know where im going next time im in weston area
RE: The LAD thread! - THE_Liam - 08-01-2013
Went out on the piss one night over Xmas with my lass, got home totally smashed and decided to bend her over the bonnet of the beigemobile seeing as it's still sat in the drive. I'm getting to the point of no return and my neighbour sticks his head out of the window, it went a little bit like this...
"What the f*ck are you doing?!?!"
"CUMMING!!! NOW F*CK OFF, I'M BUSY!"
He hates me, partially because of the half-dismantled 306 in the drive, partially because of the sex show...
RE: The LAD thread! - ozonehostile - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 10:44 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Went out on the piss one night over Xmas with my lass, got home totally smashed and decided to bend her over the bonnet of the beigemobile seeing as it's still sat in the drive. I'm getting to the point of no return and my neighbour sticks his head out of the window, it went a little bit like this...
"What the f*ck are you doing?!?!"
"CUMMING!!! NOW F*CK OFF, I'M BUSY!"
He hates me, partially because of the half-dismantled 306 in the drive, partially because of the sex show...
hahaha, repped
RE: The LAD thread! - Jonny81191 - 08-01-2013
FLOL
Subtlety is your strong point then Liam?
RE: The LAD thread! - THE_Liam - 08-01-2013
(08-01-2013, 10:49 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: FLOL
Subtlety is your strong point then Liam?
You've met me now, you should know I'm as subtle as a sledghammer to the face