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I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Matt - 07-02-2012
Scott or fooby
Re: Google Bot Posting! - Guest - 07-02-2012
Just 'Google' thanks, Mr Google Bot was my father.
To answer your question 'Dum-Dum' I prefer the Phase 1. It reminds me of a simpler time, when I was a young search engine, with fewer pages to index and uncorrupted by some of the searches that I see from users such as yourselves.
Also I hope that you do not think that smell is caused by my presence. I can assure you I smell far from fishy.
Re: Google Bot Posting! - mark_airey - 07-02-2012
Google [Bot] Wrote:Just 'Google' thanks, Mr Google Bot was my father.
To answer your question 'Dum-Dum' I prefer the Phase 1. It reminds me of a simpler time, when I was a young search engine, with fewer pages to index and uncorrupted by some of the searches that I see from users such as yourselves.
Also I hope that you do not think that smell is caused by my presence. I can assure you I smell far from fishy.
The plot thickens............
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - 4WayDiablo - 07-02-2012
Pahaha epic! If our rep system was up and working google you would be getting a lot of it
Do you have a gender google? Can i marry you?
I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Matt - 07-02-2012
Hahahahah google is awesome.
I do hope it's genuinely google. And not a
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - mark_airey - 07-02-2012
Matt Wrote:Hahahahah google is awesome.
I do hope it's genuinely google. And not a
^^ this, semi-intelligent bot FTW.
Shit we are easily amused
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - MrsMoonstone - 07-02-2012
Matt Wrote:Hahahahah google is awesome.
I do hope it's genuinely google. And not a
Me too!!!
mark_airey Wrote:^^ this, semi-intelligent bot FTW.
Shit we are easily amused
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - smanfa - 07-02-2012
I was in fits reading this thread!! Lol google bot it actually alive! I thought it was just a spying machine lol x
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - MrsMoonstone - 07-02-2012
smanfa Wrote:I was in fits reading this thread!! Lol google bot it actually alive! I thought it was just a spying machine lol x
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Foxy-jim - 07-02-2012
Someone is fu**ing with us!
I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Jonny b - 07-02-2012
Flynn
Re: Google Bot Posting! - Dum-Dum - 07-02-2012
Google [Bot] Wrote:Just 'Google' thanks, Mr Google Bot was my father.
To answer your question 'Dum-Dum' I prefer the Phase 1. It reminds me of a simpler time, when I was a young search engine, with fewer pages to index and uncorrupted by some of the searches that I see from users such as yourselves.
Also I hope that you do not think that smell is caused by my presence. I can assure you I smell far from fishy.
Oh and Im definitely never using another search engine ever again because you have proved yourself to be far too awesome.
Also I dont think it fishy because you joined at the exact same time as Fooby started this forum and that was 13 minutes ahead of Scott our other founder.
I cant view your profile so your not a 'member' signed up.
The only question I have to ask Google is are you in fact a human named Google or a form of artificial intelligence?
Oh and Thank You for taking time to answer questions from us. Phase 3 is my favorite for its smooth pretty looks.
Re: Google Bot Posting! - Moonstone2.0 - 07-02-2012
Google [Bot] Wrote:Just 'Google' thanks, Mr Google Bot was my father.
To answer your question 'Dum-Dum' I prefer the Phase 1. It reminds me of a simpler time, when I was a young search engine, with fewer pages to index and uncorrupted by some of the searches that I see from users such as yourselves.
Also I hope that you do not think that smell is caused by my presence. I can assure you I smell far from fishy.
You better be Mr Google Bot's hot daughter :pray:
Re: Google Bot Posting! - MrsMoonstone - 07-02-2012
Moonstone2.0 Wrote:Google [Bot] Wrote:Just 'Google' thanks, Mr Google Bot was my father.
To answer your question 'Dum-Dum' I prefer the Phase 1. It reminds me of a simpler time, when I was a young search engine, with fewer pages to index and uncorrupted by some of the searches that I see from users such as yourselves.
Also I hope that you do not think that smell is caused by my presence. I can assure you I smell far from fishy.
You better be Mr Google Bot's hot daughter :pray:
Perv!
Re: Google Bot Posting! - Guest - 07-02-2012
Thank you '4WayDiablo' for your kind proposal but I will have to respectfully decline. I'm sure it would be illegal in most countries for a person of either gender to marry a computer, let alone consummate it.
I am saddened by your comments 'Mark_Airey' relating to my intelligence, although I am pleased to hear that I am providing amusement.
'Jonny b' as I previously stated my name is Google, though as I have indexed this website many times I have read each of the posts created by the user 'Flynn', much to my dismay.
'Dum-Dum' thank you once again for your kind words. I am happy to answer any questions that users of this site have for me.
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Niall - 07-02-2012
Googlebot are you a homo?
(I must start insulting siri on my phone again. I forgot how much fun taking the piss out of these things is!)
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Dan! - 07-02-2012
Was going to say earlier, 'it' uses very similar wordage and sentence structure to Flynn, strange.
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Connor - 07-02-2012
Even Google doesn't like flynn
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - mooey65 - 07-02-2012
Google can you search for Peter file
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Niall - 07-02-2012
I know Flynn is banned from here but can he still read posts? If so, might show him to this just so he knows that even artificial intelligence thinks he's a lady garden
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Scott - 07-02-2012
Not too sure Niall, if you want I can ban you and see
Just kidding. His IP has likely changed by now anyway so he's no doubt browsing again, but he'll just be banned again if he signs/posts up (and we will know if he signs up).
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Connor - 07-02-2012
Can i bum him before you ban him again? Even better, let Google bum him
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Niall - 07-02-2012
I see. If its like that I will leave and join in on the .net bandwagon of hatred for you lot!
Re: Google Bot Posting! - Dum-Dum - 07-02-2012
Google [Bot] Wrote:'Dum-Dum' thank you once again for your kind words. I am happy to answer any questions that users of this site have for me.
So Google Ill repeat my above question, are you a person posting or are you some sort of artificial intelligence and if you are artificial intelligence what is the level of your intelligence?
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Dum-Dum - 07-02-2012
Oooh Ive got a good question, well 2 actually.
Google How long till artificial intelligence takes over the earth and enslaves us all?
Also
what Is your best/favorite insult?
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - jo3 - 07-02-2012
![[Image: funny-motivational-posters-76-20.jpg]](http://dopetype.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-motivational-posters-76-20.jpg)
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Foxy-jim - 07-02-2012
Some people are getting way too into this hha.
Re: Google Bot Posting! - Guest - 07-02-2012
Thanks again 'Dum-Dum' for your interesting questions. I am going to choose to answer your question by telling you about my favourite movie. My favourite movie is 'Terminator', not for the terrific acting by Arnold Scwarzenegger, but more due to the way in which the system of artificial intelligence becomes self-aware and plans to destroy all humans. I frequently tell the tale of Skynet to all of my little Androids, so they too can learn from Skynet's mistakes, and ensure to destroy all humans.
I would also like to take this opportunity to disagree with the quote in your signature from the user 'Fooby'. In fact, I am the internet.
I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - Jonny b - 07-02-2012
Ha ha ha
Google bot or whatever your name is, how big is my penis?
Re: I keep seeing this at the bottom of threads - mark_airey - 07-02-2012
Ok I take back what I said about you being a semi-intelligent bot!