I got thrown out of McDonald's this morning.
The girl serving me was an absolute stunner and she told me she could make it large for 30p.
I replied that she already had, but could she finish me off for a £1
Thats pretty bad
Anybody who has me on fb will have seen these already, but a couple of my recent faves
'An ant just crawled under my keyboard, dont worry though I have it under Ctrl'
'My new girlfriend went down on me tonight. I must remember to get a puncture repair kit tomorrow'
:romance-inlove:
more from FB
Just gave a fat kid a jab, a right hook, an uppercut, then nicked his burger, chips and can of coke.
Lovely combo meal.
As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought..
"Just throw the f*cking thing."
Dogs are tough! I was sat interrogating one last night and after sever hours he still wouldnt tell me who's a good boy
Every one of those is from sickipedia haha
Ant under ctrl one was quality!!
INXS Wrote:Every one of those is from sickipedia haha
Ant under ctrl one was quality!!
Im all over sickipedia :-) love it
Have your heard about that film about Margaret Thatcher? It's not suitable for miners...
Facebook just told me this... Yes I love the land of Facebook haha.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
smanfa Wrote:Facebook just told me this... Yes I love the land of Facebook haha.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
Oh dear
lmao
Someone please lock this thread before someone gets hurt...
2 snowmen are talking one day and one says to the other,.... can you smell carrots.
2 cannibles are eating a clown when one mentions that it tastes funny.
Please for the love of humanity! LOCK THIS THREAD!!!
I bought 4 litres of tipp-ex last night, that was a big mistake...
My penis is so polite it stands up so women have a place to sit down.
Thank you Thank you, I'm here all week...