...and the only person I know is my missus!
Not awkward at all! The missus knows the bride, but her ex was here as well earlier, and completely blanked her. Thank god for smartphones to keep me a little bit sane!
What's the minimum amount of time you can spend at a wedding reception before leaving without appearing rude?
I'd say you'd have to stay there till its dark if you don't wanna offend anyone. 9 ish maybe?
Although as its just your missus and no relations I'd bugger off whenever
well id say showing your face is enough and if your missus doesnt wanna leave get wasted and then you have a good reason to hahah
Hmmm....maybe. probably wouldn't be so bad if I could get drunk, but I've got to drive home.
And before anyone suggests a taxi, there is no way in hell I'm leaving my car parked where it is overnight.....let's just say its a bit of a rough area!
hmmmm can the other half not drive it home?
Not with the amount she's already put away, plus she's only a provisional driver, and I'm not great at letting her drive my car when we're both sober, let alone if I was "a bit squiffy".
:laughing: ahh well look like your just gonna have to stick it out then
Get drunk and piss on the wedding cake
Doesn't it just!
To make matters worse, the dj has been on for half an hour, and has already played the macarena, whigfield, greased lightening, and currently the beegees. Kill me now!
this is toooooo much!! im actually sat here imagining it! hahahhaa
Abuse the free food and drink. Get a cab home and just get pissed up to the point you just embarrass your self. Has to be done!
its not a party till someone passes out or gets naked........... i say you do both for a laugh
your all gay!
Photos of the bridesmaids or your not there!
Get the bridesmades numbers then post them up here, first one to score with one gets a bottle of homebrew
looool oh yea imagine if his missus saw him taking pictures of bridesmaids he doesnt even know!!
They aren't anything special cully, but I might try and get you a pic for the fun of it. And there doesn't appear to be any food, unless its tucked away in a side room or something.
WTF wedding reception with no food!!!!!! FAIL
And Niall.....free drink?! I either missed it, or there wasn't any. Poor.
just go home and leave her there its not worth the suffering
all this fine weather and theres nothing spiecial
you sir must be blind i suggest you get up from the corner table and go picture the birds for us!
Hey baby was played just now, and now he's put footloose on. This dj needs a good slap! Not a surprise the dancefloor is empty!
enough said
(11-08-2012, 07:18 PM)cully Wrote: [ -> ]all this fine weather and theres nothing spiecial
you sir must be blind i suggest you get up from the corner table and go picture the birds for us!
You drive a hard bargain sir, although I've claimed a sofa in the bar area at the moment.
(11-08-2012, 07:16 PM)WiNgNuTz Wrote: [ -> ]And Niall.....free drink?! I either missed it, or there wasn't any. Poor.
Go home. This isn't worth being at if there's no food or especially no drink!
5man points awarded for that move
Well I found the food, and I was right, it was tucked away in a side room, opposite the bar. Got a pic of the bride and the maid of honour, just uploading now.
good man! bet you was like a sniffer dog around the place looking for it ay hahah
Stand up and shout "I LIVE FOR THE 306"
Then see how many people offer to buy you a drink.
This should relieve the boredom for minute or so.
I think he's been caught out by mrs!
(11-08-2012, 08:10 PM)Andy Wrote: [ -> ]Stand up and shout "I LIVE FOR THE 306"
Then see how many people offer to buy you a drink.
This should relieve the boredom for minute or so.
I just LOL! Imagining that! It would sound like heman. Powerful and heard.