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Written by a mum of 5 who looks like she's on smack

Enjoy
My favourite is

Quote: Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange.

Bhahahahahaha!
lol
Hmmmh.... dogs of war.... Must try Tongue