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Ok...thought we had a thread already... But cannot find it.
Picture only thread of the fails we find on cars at work/social media/friends etc...

Lets start off with this entry thismorning...

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Id tow it on that jut to see what would happen lol. I dont get on with people like that easily

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Also i thought this thread title was thread if SNAILS, was kinda dissapointed when i opened it

jesus christ... that is just the worst.

I'm sure that said TOWIE earlier

Today 3:30am not a wise place to fall asleep on the M5 doing 70mph,
van Vs HGV  van man released by the fire service Jaws of life

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Shiiiit the driver ok?

OT with the thread... My life, it's just one big fail

(01-06-2016, 04:16 PM)Paul_13 Wrote: [ -> ]Shiiiit the driver ok?

driver yes i believe, passanger not so after being trapped by there legs

heading up the m6 last week

Winner for fail of the day must go to me.........


MOT - i replaced the passenger side wishbone, only to forget to do the pinch bolt up......



FAIL!!!!!

I saw that accident on the M6 too and thought HTF did he end up in that position?

Going way too fast, getting a snake on, hitting the brakes instead of planting his foot to pull out of it and then slow the f*ck down..... That how 90% of people in that position get there

No photo given the circumstances, but had a front wheels come off the combine a couple years ago, 40k up the road around midnight in the dark, wheel came right off and overtook / you can imagine the situation! (Deere W540)

Just waiting for someone to post dumdums rallye swimming...

(02-06-2016, 11:18 AM)insomaniac45 Wrote: [ -> ]Going way too fast, getting a snake on, hitting the brakes instead of planting his foot to pull out of it and then slow the f*ck down..... That how 90% of people in that position get there

That not far off word for word of what i said to the other lads at work! Dash cams don't half come in handy.

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A while ago i came across this on the M42 and the fire engine was only just coming onto the sliproad on the oppsite side 2 miles after i passed it [emoji54] The driver was alright was standing casually about 300 feet from it on his phone.



Also not car related but this made me laugh on tablet when i tried to use google earth.

Inlet cam slipped on the xsara earlier doing the cambelt. Tappy tap tap. Bugger!

(02-06-2016, 05:07 PM)P-Courty Wrote: [ -> ]Also not car related but this made me laugh on tablet when i tried to use google earth.

I know Google think a lot of themselves, but that takes the biscuit.

oooow loose a gear linkage clip?

Was working on the linkages earlier, didn't put the thing back in and run over it

Aaaand it punctured the tyre

ouch! well at least you can put it back on now.

repped!!!

Get this going...
Lad on FB... ADDs water to his veg oil...no joke...

https://m.facebook.com/groups/3941261206...5282281565

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(21-08-2016, 09:44 PM)welshpug Wrote: [ -> ]content not found.

Oh. Sorry. Erm... Duno what to suggest

But...anyway...he is guna try 50/50 veg to water next week...

screenshot the fail.

Just been reading that

My fail the other day.

Dropped the XUD 9 into the 205, chucked 5L of nice new oil. Began cranking, fiddling to get it going and notices a huge pool of oil under the car.

I'd not attached the turbo (on purpose, as it's being relocated) but forgot about the pressured oil line - it was going everywhere!

FML

Many years ago I had a Minivan 1000cc,at the time I was based at a remote Pembrokeshire Airfield,I did an oil/filter change and as I was topping up the oil with High Tech 20/50 oil - I eventually noticed a slight gurgling noise - yup I had forgotten to refit the drain plug LOL - never did that again (yet )

The other fail with the minivan was not really my fault - I had bought it from a very trustworthy mate and had not really looked around it very carefully LOL,I did not use it much for a while as I was also riding motorbikes at the time,when winter came along and I started driving the minivan more - I realised that the handling was not quite right and it was 'tramlining' quite badly.I had a good look round the van and could not see anything obviously wrong until I eventually spotted that it had been fitted with crossply tyres - went out and got a set of radials fitted which transformed it into a normal mini

Realise this is meant to be pics thread...woops...
But how no one has mentioned the FB genius telling darren that his two turbos are not as good as his one gT2259 which
"spools up instantly and pulls till 6k rpm all day long"