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i smiled at this one

We do not deliver to scotland, mars or the restaurant at the end of the universe - delivery is by arrangement, DO NOT buy and assume we will deliver without asking first. If you do I will send my wife to spank your bottom, and you will not like that despite what you are thinking, she is a vicious troll with callouses and the beginnings of chin hair.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-sand-rail-f...1161759327?

Hahahaha! :Also the perfect winter vehicle for the man with the nagging wife, once she is wrapped up enough for the winter shopping trip her droning will meld seamlessly with the bark of the exhaust, and you can drive, almost unaware of her presence. Of course, the additional bonus is the favourite female pastime of SHOPPING will hold considerably less allure to her if she has to get cold/ wet in your rail.
So a rail can actually save you nags, and money! It's a no brainer, BUY ONE -- NOW!!!!

WANT!! Oh damn, so close too...

Want so much!! Saw this the other day! Thought about it...

His whole advert is pretty choppy / sarcastic, refreshing..!

I f*cking love these types of ebay adverts!