306oc - Peugeot 306 Owners Club & Forum

(29-07-2013, 07:08 PM)samass Wrote: [ -> ]"Yaayy, now I'm part of the club"

as he walked away

It's the way noone batted an eyelid. Either completely undetected or completely unhilarious.

Total lack of realisation

You were too stealthy, there wasn't nearly enough contact or aggression

I saved the aggression for last night when I got my darling Linzi home. Tried to be quiet for Sam's sake but she raped me at like 4am when I was sleeping and would NOT shut up

Damn, I didnt hear a thing!!!

Really?! I kept telling her to shut up, we have guests. If i'd known i'd have broke her in half. Missed opportunity, there's always tonight I guess

Really really.

Might as well have, I've slept through an earthquake before, I doubt you'd have been able to make any noise that even came close

(29-07-2013, 08:07 PM)samass Wrote: [ -> ]Really really.

Might as well have, I've slept through an earthquake before, I doubt you'd have been able to make any noise that even came close

When am I coming to stay next then?

Whenever my testes produce more sperm mate

next month then

I am gutted I never came! I will leave my calendar free next year so I can definitely come! I want to make pugfest aswell!
Congrats on 3rd best oc and fair play to pellowe for moulding such a unique car!

(29-07-2013, 06:30 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: [ -> ]

Haha amazing Jonny!

(31-07-2013, 05:39 PM)samass Wrote: [ -> ]via Imgflip GIF Maker

heh heh . .that's me in the white then black T-shirt . .

this one is actually MILES better

via Imgflip GIF Maker

As we're GIF'ing...

Nice curt!

They are all so awesome!

(29-07-2013, 08:07 PM)samass Wrote: [ -> ]I've slept through an earthquake before

So you're a heavy sleeper.. some useful information there..
when are we next camping

Don't know if its been mentioned but I seem to remember a megane getting the shit coaled out of it lol!

I mentioned it, Ed hasn't reacted yet. Must be at a dinner party or Waitrose or summat...

(01-08-2013, 09:48 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: [ -> ]I mentioned it, Ed hasn't reacted yet. Must be at a dinner party or Waitrose or summat...

Waitrose is too common for the likes of Ed, he only uses the local butchers and farm shops for his produce

Nah, my local farm shops are a damn sight cheaper than waitrose and - once you've cooked the meat - most other supermarkets tbh. Asda looks like good value until you cook their bacon and discover most of it has evaporated under the grill.

I suspect Ed is actually making his weekly trip to Harrods for the groceries.

(02-08-2013, 06:25 AM)Poodle Wrote: [ -> ]I suspect Ed is actually making his weekly trip to Harrods for the groceries.

With a swift detour to see cousin Willie's first born yah?

Your all wrong, he sends his Butler to the shops.

Touché sir!

Fuuuuuck's sake!! Might as well change the thread title to "the funniest Ed-troll moments"...

And for the recrord I shop at Tescos, and get home delivery so I don't have to park the Meg in the carpark next to anyone

Wish I was posh enough to afford home delivery

(02-08-2013, 09:40 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: [ -> ]By jove!! Might as well change the thread title to "the funniest Edward jolly gag moments"...

And for the record I shop at Harrods, and get home delivery so the boy doesn't have to park the Rolls in the carpark next to any proles

I'm such a bastard.