In Torquay training for 3days, hotel is paid for, food is paid for, stupidly didn't bring my bank card,
My socks are already filled so having a wank is out of the question, Internet signal is wank
Tv is shit
I'm bored as
hahaha!!! Shoulda thought about that before giving your citizenship away!
What bank you with?
Walk into the local branch with id and try and get cash.
Make a fort and throw gummy bears at the hotel staff?
Dont go spraying shaving foam on other hotel users doors. 3 lads at my work got kicked out of a premier inn for that.....during their new starter induction lol
Sit down shut up and don't bore us with your boredom
Hmmm maybe I brought my I'd with me, can't actually remember!
Might go find room 306 and ask to swap.... Haha
Is the beer paid for? If so go start running up a bar tab and find yourself some trannies.
Get out of Devon you nonce!
we dont want you here
unless you brought the rallye to give to me
£20 a night, but that covers food and drink and tea etc,
And I'm not drinking any more. It never turns out well and I always end up getting into a fight/argument/sick on my door sills
I'm old and cba haha
ritzy's nightclub across the harbour
(07-05-2013, 06:02 PM)cully Wrote: [ -> ]ritzy's nightclub across the harbour
This
Fuuuuuuu cully! Now come take me for a spin in the '6
Im in torquay this weekend... Is there gonna be a trail of Matt destruction left behind?
Most probably, vomit, conrods and veg oil
(07-05-2013, 07:05 PM)Jonny b Wrote: [ -> ]Get a hooker or 3 lol
Just make sure its not a tranny
/DumDum
(07-05-2013, 07:18 PM)puglove Wrote: [ -> ] (07-05-2013, 07:05 PM)Jonny b Wrote: [ -> ]Get a hooker or 3 lol
Just make sure its a tranny
/DumDum
EFA
You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.
Worked for me Saturday night.
(07-05-2013, 08:31 PM)kingy Wrote: [ -> ]You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.
Worked for me Saturday night.
Repped!
(07-05-2013, 08:33 PM)Niall Wrote: [ -> ] (07-05-2013, 08:31 PM)kingy Wrote: [ -> ]You dont need food so spend the £20 on black cans. Then stick your finger up your arse with your legs in the air whilst wanking so hard that your hand is a blur.
Worked for me Saturday night.
Repped!
You know where im coming from.
Why is running out of socks a problem? Just do it out the window.